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Harpy Herald Cotton T-Shirt | Sizes up to 5XL

Harpy Herald Cotton T-Shirt | Sizes up to 5XL

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Harpy [har·py /ˈhärpē/]
noun

1. GREEK & ROMAN MYTHOLOGY a rapacious monster described as having a woman's head and body and a bird's wings and claws or depicted as a bird of prey with a woman's face.

2. a grasping, unpleasant woman.

 

"Wives are good on paper, at least. until they turn into harpies with sharp claws and open check books. Then they're kind of frightening. And they put on all kinds of makeup and parade around the street with their shopping cart yelling "Sale on aisle seven!" at anyone who will listen. Their wooden clog sandals make a helluva racket on linoleum tile. Their plastic jewelry clatters like the bones of little children."

-Rob Campbell 

 

"Love's the only thing I've thought of or read about since I was knee-high. That's what I always dreamed of, of meeting somebody and falling in love. And when that remarkable thing happened, I was going to recite poetry to her for hours about how her heart's an angel's wing and her hair the strings of a heavenly harp. Instead I got drunk and hollered at her and called her a harpy."

-Ben Hecht

 

“The harpy wants to win, which means a man must lose. She wants justice, which means a man must be punished. She wants space that could be taken by a man. Are we really willing to make that sacrifice?

What makes a woman's ambition predatory, we are told, is that it overflows its natural bounds. It treads on the lands that men have marked as theirs.”

― Jess Zimmerman, Women and Other Monsters: Building a New Mythology

 

The unisex heavy cotton tee is the basic staple of any wardrobe. The specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface for premium printing vividity and sharpness. No side seams mean there are no itchy interruptions under the arms. The shoulders have tape for improved durability.

.: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 17.99 20.00 21.97 23.98 25.98 27.99 30.04 31.97
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length, in 7.24 7.76 8.23 8.74 9.25 9.76 10.24 10.75

 Our products are custom-printed to order. Because of this, we are unable to offer  returns, refunds, or exchanges unless the item arrives flawed or damaged.

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